If they brew a decent cappuccino,  they can sign me up as their first regular 

Indeed, and well played to you both. I would add that the concept is actually a really good one......Toto is in the Minivan to Laos as I write this, I might suggest she tells the driver to turn back, I could really see her running a bakery/coffee shop with a crew of Poom Pui Ladyboy waitresses!

Atom IS the joke FFS 

Aye it has been three years in a row now. Who can ever forget the free BFs and ST room offer from 2024? The problem was, mongers turned and then kicked off to unsuspecting WN04 staff LOL.  I learnt my lesson from that one. You are right, something along the lines of Atom has been sent to a re-education camp for 6 months would've gone down well. The problem was, we had started this one long before the Atomic one darkened the horizon, so it was too late to pull the plug. But there's always next year and newbie BMs... Cheers SAG

I didn't want to say anything, but the AI images gave it away and the day @SAGuy posted this. 

I do recall the classic April Fools joke about Milky getting 1,000 cc implants  If there was a WNB 04 April fools joke for this year, I would have expected a joke about Atom somewhere.....