Trenton42

Big Dog ETA: 18:00

It's O.K. to laugh during sex ... just don't point !

There's too much blood in my alcohol system.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Heading out for a little night putting at the Nana course...

On the road to Pattaya for GOTC II. Should be fun!

Friday's party starts in 90 minutes!

Siam Sam's might be worth checking out tonight...

RIP Siam Sam's -- For Now...

On The Rail At 18:00

Beat The Sun Home Yet Again...

Hoping to be elevated to the Super Secret Society of the NanaTriangle

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, just like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.

A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by his doctor instead of by the police.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girlfriends.

Borrow money from pessimists. They don't expect it back!

The Rail at Big Dogs ETA: 6:30 PM

Hair of the dog, or Tiffy????

Mind intentionally left blank...

Don't bane the dillies!

On the way to The Rail.

Been drinking so many Margaritas lately, if I needed a transfusion, they’d have to ask if I wanted it shaken or frozen!