richwood

Dictionary: Richwood: * brand of guitars

* belgian style failed filosopher, neurotic misanthrope

Psychiatric report: R. is a tormented soul, has failed a lot of opportunities and educations, to ease his troubled mind he participates in extremely dangerous sports and activities, which led to a series of bone fractures and injuries in muscles. Which on its turn leads to a continuous pain. This pain and his unfullfilled intellectual needs cause his mental state. A direct consequence is a deviant -and pervers- interesse in a man-made gender, latin and SEA-ladyboys. This individual is probably lost for normal participation in the community.

Recommendation: Deviant behaviour can be eased by a diet of beer, fries and Thai-dishes. Excessive energie can be released by means of dirtbiking. Case to be observed closely.

Belgian Federal Security: Richwood (aka Nightprowler, Little Redneck and Sandhare)

Subversive individual, often spotted in Red-Light districts all over Europe. Recently seen in SEA. High capacity to take harassments and insults. Uttermost dangerous when the "boiling point" is exceeded. Sympathises with both left and right wing ideas. Known for studying Che Guevarra, Marx, Spinoza, Nietzsche, Davies and Hawking.

Latent danger for the State. To be watched closely.

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